Necklaces for the Unfiltered Woman

Tired of being told to smile? Our snarky necklaces are tired of making nicey-nice with other people. We long for a world where we can just flash two middle fingers at our co-workers and kick out all the computer monitors. While that might not be today’s world, each necklace here helps up bite our tongues a little bit less. 

Many of us have spent a lifetime sugarcoating our words to others so we can tip-toe around the fragility of others. We’ve had to learn the hard way that sugar-coating our words often gets us nowhere. 

Noted: This is snark for the office! This is snark for your in-laws! For all the times in life when you can’t curse and can’t abbreviate your curses, but must stifle all snark in a single word, to both tell someone to shut-up as you have heard all you can possibly stomach from all that noise coming out of their mouth. 

Mad Tight: Is someone around you feeling a little uncomfortable by your IDGAF attitude? Is it making them a little testy? Oh dear. This necklace is comfortable with making other people uncomfortable. 

Sorry I Guess: One of the most beloved necklaces of all time. There’s nothing like a half-hearted apology to show how you really feel. This is a fitting necklace to wear when you're around people who can’t take responsibility for their own feelings. 

Witty Retort: This necklace just declares that you just said something funny and it  was specific to your unique conversation. Yes, you did. This necklace is a snarky remark in your back pocket, whenever you might need one. Did you say something witty? Yes you did. 

Like Hell: The necklace that has no problem saying No. A big NO. This NO is so big, that you would have to descend to the depths of the underworld to get a yes. That is where we are at and this necklace is totally comfortable being there. 

Closed Casket: You are the godmother of all badasses. This necklace declares that hey, if it all hits the proverbial fan, just make sure that I have a closed casket ceremony, because life is about to get real. 

These necklaces will not shut up and sit down and believe it’s better not to do such things. This isn’t about the “raw, unfiltered” side of femininity. It’s about the very real side of femininity much of the world has been content to ignore and suppress for so long. Welcome to snark.