You were So-So in Bed Necklace
You were So-So in Bed Necklace
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For the Memories That Didn't Quite Set the World on Fire
Let’s have some refreshing honesty. Not every relationship sizzles with passion. Sometimes, the sparks just... fizzle. This cheeky necklace, with its playful inscription, is a lighthearted nod at times, and a dagger to the metaphysical groin at other times, to those exes who left us wanting a little more heat between the sheets.
When the chemistry is great it’s on a fire and effortless. When the chemistry is so-so, it can be a blunder to fix. This necklace reminds us that good chemistry is precious as it isn't always a given, that sometimes, even the most promising connections lack that certain je ne sais quoi.
It's a celebration of your own desires, a testament to the fact that you deserve a partner who sets your soul and your sheets ablaze.
Wear this necklace as a badge of playful honesty, a sparkling declaration that you're not settling for mediocrity in any aspect of your life, especially the bedroom. Let the necklace flicker and catch the light, releasing all those lukewarm memories to the time-space continuum.
This isn't about being snarky or mean-spirited– though snarkiness can be fun. It’s about acknowledging that you accepted mediocre results in the realm of sensuality, and that you deserve more.
The tiny print of this necklace allows you to blast this message to the world–quietly with a smirk and a knowing glint in your eye. Allow the necklace to align you to a sisterhood of other women who also sworn off mediocre boudoir activities for good.
Never forget that your partner in crime is always going to care very deeply about your pleasure, making sure it is anything but so-so.
Pairs nicely with our Like Hell Necklace.
SPECIFICATIONS
- Stainless steel and gold overlay
- 40cm/15in with 5cm/2in extender
- 45cm/17.7in with 5cm/2in extender